We have moved!

Evil Genius has combined all of it's art, craft, and design posts into one yummy ball of bloggy goodness over on Evil Genius Concepts. Join us!

Expanding all over!

Just a quick update to let everyone know about our two NEW shops!

For comic geeks, fans of sequential art, trade paperback readers, fanboys and anyone who loves comic books we have Evil Genius Tees' Comic Book T-shirts.  If you love superhero comics, manga, DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse, Top Cow, any independant / indy comic, or small press publisher then we have a comic tee for you!

For horror movie freaks, scary film watchers, gore lovers, slasher fans and more we have our new Evil Genius Tees' Horror Movie T-shirts. Zombies, deranged killers, deadly stalkers, madmen, masked villains, and more will be honored here.

Both are brand new and will grow and grow so keep checking back frequently!

In the meantime here are a few patriotic Libertarian designs for anyone who believes in personal responsibility and freedom ramping up to the election.

Lady Libertarian, a cute Libertarian t-shirt for any 3rd party mom. Complete with Lady Liberty herself.

For your baby Libertarian!  End the two party regime!  Vote and raise your kids Libertarian.

Slight change in format

Back to school time soon and several of the Evil Genius Brood will be returning/starting, including Mr Evil Genius, who teaches middle school English.

We have loads of great gifts for teachers, plus back to school stuff.

So keep an eye out for new school related items!

Meanwhile, we will be changing the format here just a tad. In light of our recently being featured in Parents Magazine, we will be letting this blog fulfill the needs of our Evil Genius Woman store - mostly funny pregnancy t-shirts, maternity tees, rude baby clothes, infertility sucks shirts, adoption gifts, breastfeeding, father's day / new dad, large family, teachers, etc.

The other, more general items will be highlighted on our NEW blog for Evil Genius Tees. Speaking of Evil Geniuses, check out our newly re-worked original Evil Genius Fish:

Flying fish! An homage to the classic Darwin Fish (which is a parody of the ichthys symbol or 'jesus fish'), he sports his old cool geeky glasses, plus dangling feet and neato jet pack! Show off your Evil Genius as the pinnacle of evolution with the improved Evil Genius Fish design on t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, etc. We also offer it on our new InfiniStitch Embroidered items, many of which now come in more colors!

Check it all out at Evil Genius Tees and Evil Genius Woman and don't forget to keep an eye on the new blog for updates on non-mommy / baby / parenting things.

Evil Genius Tees featured in Parents Magazine!

Wow! And we are really pleased!

The July 2008 issue of Parents magazine (page 116) featured one of Evil Genius Tees's maternity designs, w00t! As a long time reader of Parents, it was especially thrilling.

This is our original Hands Off The Bump design in caution orange from our Evil Genius Woman store (have you visited our Evil Genius Woman Forums?). The version in Parents magazine is the regular maternity t-shirt version, and it's also available in our belly print pregnancy tee:



If you hate people touching your stomach and need a no belly rubs shirt we have many others including the more forceful No Touchie:



And the funny, snarky, Not Allowed To Touch maternity t-shirt:


So, we have plenty of maternity, pregnancy t-shirts for any expecting mom who wants to "let your tee do the talking"! As seen in Parents magazine!


Remember that most of our shirts come in white and pink maternity cut as well as regular womens' t-shirts in many colors, junior babydolls, cap sleeves, raglans, sweatshirts, hoodies, long sleeved tees, and several styles of plus sized t-shirts! Some designs are also available on black and other dark colors.


For snarky, clever, funny pregnancy t-shirts, Evil Genius Tees is the place to go!


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More new products at Evil Genius Tees!

We have embroidery and pet bowls! w00t!

Check it out:

Infinistitch Embroidery - exclusive to Evil Genius Tees's fullfillment service, CafePress
- is a wonderful new way to get embroidery FAST and INEXPENSIVELY. There is NO set up or 'short run' costs to you. AND its huge choice of colors are dyed into the thread and embroidered directly onto each item for lasting quality.

We have fabulous, hot new black nylon jackets, with zippered pockets and a light fleece lining; rugged, stylish denim shirts; and hip, comfortable stonewashed caps!

Because of the unique requirements of embroidery, not many of our existing designs 'work' with the new process so we have limited embroidered designs available. BUT, we are hard at work creating original, exclusive designs JUST for the embroidered stuff. Cool!

Here's a few things so far:

Our tentacles from the pit design, great for Cthulhu / Lovecraft followers, Kraken / pirate fans, or monster lovers in general. Especially funny on our maternity tee! This is it on our new stonewashed cap.

Our original Cathulhu (say "CAT thoo loo") is perfect for Cthulhu fans who happen to be owned by a cat.

Speaking of yr kitteh, i can has cathulhu dish for nom nom?

Yes, we now offer sturdy stoneware pet bowls in two sizes - 40 oz and 26 oz for any sized appetite or thirst.

This is our Earthtone Cats design on the new bowls. perfect for any cat lover, either as a cat dish or snack bowl or even a cereal bowl for mom or dad.

Keep checking back by for more and more of these new products at Evil Genius Tees.

New offical Chi of Cheese tees!

We here at Evil Genius Tees are proud to announce the official t-shirt for the Chi of Cheese! If you don't yet follow the Way of the Cheese then check out Bodog's Chi of Cheese. This is a funny blog / vlog where he does food reviews, cheesy movie reviews, funny book reviews, silly jokes, and explores all things cheesy.

When you get through centering your cheesy chi, watching the videos, and reading the reviews, be sure to check out the official Chi of Cheese t-shirt and Bodog's store: Radioactive Tees!

Adopt a shelter dog month

October is National Adopt a Shelter Dog month!

Celebrate and support the adoption of animal shelter dogs with our popular 'Adopt' t-shirt for the holiday:

Raise awareness of the thousands of dogs - in animal shelters and dog pounds around the USA and the world - who need homes. If you're a friend to animals, a dog lover, an ASPCA member, or just a hobbyist, then you know how important it is to get the word out about adopting stray, abused, and abandoned dogs.

Shelter dogs make great companion dogs, many with minimal training, and the best part is the price tag! You don't need hundreds of dollars to get the love of a great dog. The animal shelters are full of them! Is your perfect pet waiting for you?

Adopt-a-shelter-dog month is something we celebrate here at Evil Genius Tees!

Find the Adopt Dog t-shirt here or check out our many other tees and gifts for dog and cat lovers here!

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El Chupacabra!

Mexican goatsuckers!

Well, yeah, we have Chupacabra t-shirts! Along with Cthulhu, Zombies, and the Kraken, El Chupacabra is one of our most beloved monsters / creatures over at Evil Genius Tees!

Our bestseller; a funny, hip t-shirt take on the fabled goatsucker: El Chupacabra - sucking goats so you don't have to!

A more serious version; chupacabra standing with a goats skull in his hand on this tee. I believe!

And another funny t-shirt - this one makes me laugh out loud! - scattered goat hoofprints and Aaaahhh, chupacabra!

And don't forget the presidential elections in 2008! Wouldn't you love to see a creepy creature in office? Oh, wait ...

Available in Spanish and English! Get your Chupacabra on over at Evil Genius Tees!

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Happy Fourth of July! Happy birthday, America!

w00t!

If you love patriotic holidays as much as I do and you found yourself without a really cool USA t-shirt today then you seriously need to check out some of our stuff for next year! Don't get caught without again!

Also, our pro America / patriotic items make super gifts for military families, veterans, and other proud Americans ANY day of the year.

Here's our Freedom t-shirt with our vintage distressed flag. Check out that retro, old-timey feel text! Makes a great gift.

Here's another distressed or well-worn / well-washed patriotic shirt with Proud American on it. We also have a Proud American tee with our vintage flag pictured on the t-shirt above.

One of my favorites is this Just the American Flag t-shirt. No words, just a close up of the gorgeous flag of the united states. I love America!

Here's that same patriotic flag on our framed tile. A great gift for a veteran or someone in the armed services.

Another cute t-shirt gift idea, here - our All American Girl shirt. Comes in All American Boy, and All American Baby versions, too!

All of our patriotic designs come on a huge variety of shirts in many colors and sizes! Jr jersey t-shirts, spaghetti strap tees, baby onesies, toddler t-shirts, maternity clothes, and plus sizes, too!

Patriotic holidays for these gift giving ideas: Fourth of July (Independence Day), Flag Day, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day.

We at Evil Genius Tees hope everyone has a fun, relaxing, and SAFE July 4th!

New t-shirt designs from Evil Genius Comics!

Our new rural themed section is up! Great tees and gifts for anyone loving the country life!

We have mostly goat and sheep designs up (since that's what us Evil Farming Geniuses raise) and so they're perfect gifts for caprine fans and goat lovers everywhere! Goat t-shirts! What could be cooler?
Anyone who has raised goats knows this feeling: eat, sleep, feed goats. Made to look like signs. A great t-shirt for goat breeders, ADGA or ABGA members, anyone who labours with love.

Saanen, Alpine, Oberhasli, Nubian, Sable, Toggenburg, Nigerian? Or maybe Boer, Kiko, Angora, Spanish, Pygmy? No matter what your goat flavour, a true Goat Lady loves 'em all! Proud goat ladies everywhere, unite! Cute pink text on our tees, mugs, and stickers.

Adorably cute variation of our Goat Lady design for pregnant goat ladies. Expecting a kid? Due with a future goat lover? This is the maternity tee for you! Arrows indicate mom (goat lady) and baby bump (kid). CUTE!

Here's one for daddy! Great gift for the spouse of psrtner of a goat person. Muddy hoofprints run across diagonally and the words "Honey, the goats are out!"


And not to forget about the sheep breeders out there! Cute adult t-shirts, baby onesies, toddler tees, and bibs with Little Lamb text and a sweet little white baby sheep.

As always, Evil Genius Comics, t-shirts & gifts has tees, mugs, stickers, buttons, baby onesies, toddler tees, maternity t-shirts, plus size shirts (up to 4x!), bibs, bumperstickers, coasters, an more. Check us out! You need an Evil Genius Tee!

Back on track!

Ugh! Holy cow I've not been great about updating here at Evil Genius Comics, T-shirts & Gifts, have I?

Well, I have an idea ...

From now on what I shall do is do a 'spotlight on' post where I highlight two of our shop sections (I'll try to pick two dissimilar ones just to spice things up). That's it. No more, no less, unless there's really something earth-shattering, lol.

Sound good?

OK!

From our new Evil Genius Blue store:

Our brand new section devoted to teachers and education is open!

Here's our Grammar Police badge design:

Are you a stickler for the language? Do you shamelessly correct people? Flinch at misspelled signs and grammatical errors in newspapers? This is the design for YOU!

Here it is close up (this is on our tile coaster - nifty!):

And our Honor Teachers design (also on t-shirts):

And one of my faves, our Living for Summer Vacation design:

From Evil Genius Tees:

Our contribution to conservation:

The obligatory Cthulhu homage - Eat, sleep, worship Cthulhu!
No post would be complete without an Evil Genius shirt:

Please remember that all of our designs are available on a plethora of items; mousepads, mugs, hats, stickers, buttons, and, of course, tees. Our t-shirts come in men's and women's, in a huge variety of colours and sizes (including plus sized women's shirts and onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kid's shirts!

Check us out.

Eeee! More new products!

I swear, it's like chirstmas early here at Evil Genius Tees!

We've got NINE, count 'em nine new products available in the store:

NEW shirt colours: Olive drab, navy, and brown, and
NEW shirt styles: women's dark shirts and men's and women's long-sleeve dark shirts!

Cool beans!

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Here's some new designs plus some of the new products:

Our newest character design: Cathulhu! Pronounced "cat-thooloo" it's a perfect gift for any cat lover or Cthulhu fan! Lovecraft readers and anyone into the mythos will appreciate our cute green Old Cat God.




Here's Cathulhu on our baby onesie. Remember all of our baby onesies and tees come in BLUE, PINK, and WHITE now! Take your choice. Catthulhu also comes on mugs, tote bags, BBQ aprons, coasters, tiles, cards and more!



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Here's one of our Pluto designs on the new men's long-sleeved black tee.



Our Vintage Comic Geek design on the women's long-sleeved t-shirt in brown.



Our new Urban Legend on the red shirt:



And the navy blue tee with I Have Issues! in a speech bubble for comic book fans:



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And some new creations just for baby! These are great baby shower gifts, sure to warm the hip new mom's heart.

Another Cthulhu design, Baby 'thulhu! Awww ... cute little old god.



I just spent nine months on the inside!



And AB/CD! Rock on! Great educational tee as well as just plain cool for fans of classic hard rock.



Please check us out at Evil Genius Comics-T-shirts and Gifts or Evil Genius Woman - cool shirts for women with attitude.

End of October draws nigh!

Hello all!

Everyone here at Evil Genius Tees and Evil Genius Woman is having a grand month! Our state fair was this month and, of course, Hallowe'en is looming! Our very favourite holiday!

And it's Breast Cancer Awareness month, too. Cancer awareness in general and women's and chilhood cancers specifically are a 'pet' project of ours. We here at Evil Genius strive to raise support and awareness of these diseases to speed a cure! One half of all proceeds from our cancer awareness shop is donated to the cause.

Even though it's almost the end of October, there is NO deadline. The Evil Genius Hallowe'en shop and the Cancer Awareness shop are open 24/7, 365 days a year so that you can browse and buy at your leisure.

Check out some designs: Hallowe'en












Cancer Bites!











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We also still have our best sellers ...

our Plutowear:







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our Pregnancy / maternity tees and gifts for expecting women with attitude:







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And, of course, our own, original, Rude Li'l Dude:





Have a great rest of your October and a wonderful and safe Hallowe'en!

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