Evil Genius Woman Store Blog, snarky t-shirts for women

We have moved!

2009-07-13T15:08:00.002-04:00

Evil Genius has combined all of it's art, craft, and design posts into one yummy ball of bloggy goodness over on Evil Genius Concepts. Join us!

Expanding all over!

2008-09-12T08:08:00.000-04:00

Just a quick update to let everyone know about our two NEW shops!

For comic geeks, fans of sequential art, trade paperback readers, fanboys and anyone who loves comic books we have Evil Genius Tees' Comic Book T-shirts. If you love superhero comics, manga, DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse, Top Cow, any independant / indy comic, or small press publisher then we have a comic tee for you!

For horror movie freaks, scary film watchers, gore lovers, slasher fans and more we have our new Evil Genius Tees' Horror Movie T-shirts. Zombies, deranged killers, deadly stalkers, madmen, masked villains, and more will be honored here.

Both are brand new and will grow and grow so keep checking back frequently!

In the meantime here are a few patriotic Libertarian designs for anyone who believes in personal responsibility and freedom ramping up to the election.

Lady Libertarian, a cute Libertarian t-shirt for any 3rd party mom. Complete with Lady Liberty herself.

For your baby Libertarian! End the two party regime! Vote and raise your kids Libertarian.

Slight change in format

2008-08-03T14:56:00.003-04:00

Back to school time soon and several of the Evil Genius Brood will be returning/starting, including Mr Evil Genius, who teaches middle school English.

We have loads of great gifts for teachers, plus back to school stuff.

So keep an eye out for new school related items!

Meanwhile, we will be changing the format here just a tad. In light of our recently being featured in Parents Magazine, we will be letting this blog fulfill the needs of our Evil Genius Woman store - mostly funny pregnancy t-shirts, maternity tees, rude baby clothes, infertility sucks shirts, adoption gifts, breastfeeding, father's day / new dad, large family, teachers, etc.

The other, more general items will be highlighted on our NEW blog for Evil Genius Tees. Speaking of Evil Geniuses, check out our newly re-worked original Evil Genius Fish:

Flying fish! An homage to the classic Darwin Fish (which is a parody of the ichthys symbol or 'jesus fish'), he sports his old cool geeky glasses, plus dangling feet and neato jet pack! Show off your Evil Genius as the pinnacle of evolution with the improved Evil Genius Fish design on t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers, etc. We also offer it on our new InfiniStitch Embroidered items, many of which now come in more colors!

Check it all out at Evil Genius Tees and Evil Genius Woman and don't forget to keep an eye on the new blog for updates on non-mommy / baby / parenting things.

Evil Genius Tees featured in Parents Magazine!

2008-07-06T10:14:00.003-04:00

Wow! And we are really pleased!

The July 2008 issue of Parents magazine (page 116) featured one of Evil Genius Tees's maternity designs, w00t! As a long time reader of Parents, it was especially thrilling.

This is our original Hands Off The Bump design in caution orange from our Evil Genius Woman store (have you visited our Evil Genius Woman Forums?). The version in Parents magazine is the regular maternity t-shirt version, and it's also available in our belly print pregnancy tee:

If you hate people touching your stomach and need a no belly rubs shirt we have many others including the more forceful No Touchie:

And the funny, snarky, Not Allowed To Touch maternity t-shirt:

So, we have plenty of maternity, pregnancy t-shirts for any expecting mom who wants to "let your tee do the talking"! As seen in Parents magazine!

Remember that most of our shirts come in white and pink maternity cut as well as regular womens' t-shirts in many colors, junior babydolls, cap sleeves, raglans, sweatshirts, hoodies, long sleeved tees, and several styles of plus sized t-shirts! Some designs are also available on black and other dark colors.

For snarky, clever, funny pregnancy t-shirts, Evil Genius Tees is the place to go!

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More new products at Evil Genius Tees!

2008-05-17T12:31:00.002-04:00

We have embroidery and pet bowls! w00t!

Check it out:

Infinistitch Embroidery - exclusive to Evil Genius Tees's fullfillment service, CafePress
- is a wonderful new way to get embroidery FAST and INEXPENSIVELY. There is NO set up or 'short run' costs to you. AND its huge choice of colors are dyed into the thread and embroidered directly onto each item for lasting quality.

We have fabulous, hot new black nylon jackets, with zippered pockets and a light fleece lining; rugged, stylish denim shirts; and hip, comfortable stonewashed caps!

Because of the unique requirements of embroidery, not many of our existing designs 'work' with the new process so we have limited embroidered designs available. BUT, we are hard at work creating original, exclusive designs JUST for the embroidered stuff. Cool!

Here's a few things so far:

Our tentacles from the pit design, great for Cthulhu / Lovecraft followers, Kraken / pirate fans, or monster lovers in general. Especially funny on our maternity tee! This is it on our new stonewashed cap.

Our original Cathulhu (say "CAT thoo loo") is perfect for Cthulhu fans who happen to be owned by a cat.

Speaking of yr kitteh, i can has cathulhu dish for nom nom?

Yes, we now offer sturdy stoneware pet bowls in two sizes - 40 oz and 26 oz for any sized appetite or thirst.

This is our Earthtone Cats design on the new bowls. perfect for any cat lover, either as a cat dish or snack bowl or even a cereal bowl for mom or dad.

Keep checking back by for more and more of these new products at Evil Genius Tees.

New offical Chi of Cheese tees!

2008-02-24T16:06:00.002-05:00

We here at Evil Genius Tees are proud to announce the official t-shirt for the Chi of Cheese! If you don't yet follow the Way of the Cheese then check out Bodog's Chi of Cheese. This is a funny blog / vlog where he does food reviews, cheesy movie reviews, funny book reviews, silly jokes, and explores all things cheesy.

When you get through centering your cheesy chi, watching the videos, and reading the reviews, be sure to check out the official Chi of Cheese t-shirt and Bodog's store: Radioactive Tees!

Adopt a shelter dog month

2007-10-06T06:10:00.000-04:00

October is National Adopt a Shelter Dog month!

Celebrate and support the adoption of animal shelter dogs with our popular 'Adopt' t-shirt for the holiday:

Raise awareness of the thousands of dogs - in animal shelters and dog pounds around the USA and the world - who need homes. If you're a friend to animals, a dog lover, an ASPCA member, or just a hobbyist, then you know how important it is to get the word out about adopting stray, abused, and abandoned dogs.

Shelter dogs make great companion dogs, many with minimal training, and the best part is the price tag! You don't need hundreds of dollars to get the love of a great dog. The animal shelters are full of them! Is your perfect pet waiting for you?

Adopt-a-shelter-dog month is something we celebrate here at Evil Genius Tees!

Find the Adopt Dog t-shirt here or check out our many other tees and gifts for dog and cat lovers here!

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El Chupacabra!

2007-09-04T07:32:00.001-04:00

Mexican goatsuckers!

Well, yeah, we have Chupacabra t-shirts! Along with Cthulhu, Zombies, and the Kraken, El Chupacabra is one of our most beloved monsters / creatures over at Evil Genius Tees!

Our bestseller; a funny, hip t-shirt take on the fabled goatsucker: El Chupacabra - sucking goats so you don't have to!

A more serious version; chupacabra standing with a goats skull in his hand on this tee. I believe!

And another funny t-shirt - this one makes me laugh out loud! - scattered goat hoofprints and Aaaahhh, chupacabra!

And don't forget the presidential elections in 2008! Wouldn't you love to see a creepy creature in office? Oh, wait ...

Available in Spanish and English! Get your Chupacabra on over at Evil Genius Tees!

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Happy Fourth of July! Happy birthday, America!

2007-07-04T07:46:00.000-04:00

w00t!

If you love patriotic holidays as much as I do and you found yourself without a really cool USA t-shirt today then you seriously need to check out some of our stuff for next year! Don't get caught without again!

Also, our pro America / patriotic items make super gifts for military families, veterans, and other proud Americans ANY day of the year.

Here's our Freedom t-shirt with our vintage distressed flag. Check out that retro, old-timey feel text! Makes a great gift.

Here's another distressed or well-worn / well-washed patriotic shirt with Proud American on it. We also have a Proud American tee with our vintage flag pictured on the t-shirt above.

One of my favorites is this Just the American Flag t-shirt. No words, just a close up of the gorgeous flag of the united states. I love America!

Here's that same patriotic flag on our framed tile. A great gift for a veteran or someone in the armed services.

Another cute t-shirt gift idea, here - our All American Girl shirt. Comes in All American Boy, and All American Baby versions, too!

All of our patriotic designs come on a huge variety of shirts in many colors and sizes! Jr jersey t-shirts, spaghetti strap tees, baby onesies, toddler t-shirts, maternity clothes, and plus sizes, too!

Patriotic holidays for these gift giving ideas: Fourth of July (Independence Day), Flag Day, Veteran's Day, Memorial Day.

We at Evil Genius Tees hope everyone has a fun, relaxing, and SAFE July 4th!

New t-shirt designs from Evil Genius Comics!

2007-06-28T16:24:00.000-04:00

Our new rural themed section is up! Great tees and gifts for anyone loving the country life!

We have mostly goat and sheep designs up (since that's what us Evil Farming Geniuses raise) and so they're perfect gifts for caprine fans and goat lovers everywhere! Goat t-shirts! What could be cooler?
Anyone who has raised goats knows this feeling: eat, sleep, feed goats. Made to look like signs. A great t-shirt for goat breeders, ADGA or ABGA members, anyone who labours with love.

Saanen, Alpine, Oberhasli, Nubian, Sable, Toggenburg, Nigerian? Or maybe Boer, Kiko, Angora, Spanish, Pygmy? No matter what your goat flavour, a true Goat Lady loves 'em all! Proud goat ladies everywhere, unite! Cute pink text on our tees, mugs, and stickers.

Adorably cute variation of our Goat Lady design for pregnant goat ladies. Expecting a kid? Due with a future goat lover? This is the maternity tee for you! Arrows indicate mom (goat lady) and baby bump (kid). CUTE!

Here's one for daddy! Great gift for the spouse of psrtner of a goat person. Muddy hoofprints run across diagonally and the words "Honey, the goats are out!"

And not to forget about the sheep breeders out there! Cute adult t-shirts, baby onesies, toddler tees, and bibs with Little Lamb text and a sweet little white baby sheep.

As always, Evil Genius Comics, t-shirts & gifts has tees, mugs, stickers, buttons, baby onesies, toddler tees, maternity t-shirts, plus size shirts (up to 4x!), bibs, bumperstickers, coasters, an more. Check us out! You need an Evil Genius Tee!

Back on track!

2007-04-28T22:12:00.000-04:00

Ugh! Holy cow I've not been great about updating here at Evil Genius Comics, T-shirts & Gifts, have I?

Well, I have an idea ...

From now on what I shall do is do a 'spotlight on' post where I highlight two of our shop sections (I'll try to pick two dissimilar ones just to spice things up). That's it. No more, no less, unless there's really something earth-shattering, lol.

Sound good?

OK!

From our new Evil Genius Blue store:

Our brand new section devoted to teachers and education is open!

Here's our Grammar Police badge design:

Are you a stickler for the language? Do you shamelessly correct people? Flinch at misspelled signs and grammatical errors in newspapers? This is the design for YOU!

Here it is close up (this is on our tile coaster - nifty!):

And our Honor Teachers design (also on t-shirts):

And one of my faves, our Living for Summer Vacation design:

From Evil Genius Tees:

Our contribution to conservation:

The obligatory Cthulhu homage - Eat, sleep, worship Cthulhu!
No post would be complete without an Evil Genius shirt:

Please remember that all of our designs are available on a plethora of items; mousepads, mugs, hats, stickers, buttons, and, of course, tees. Our t-shirts come in men's and women's, in a huge variety of colours and sizes (including plus sized women's shirts and onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kid's shirts!

Check us out.

Eeee! More new products!

2006-11-05T10:00:00.000-05:00

I swear, it's like chirstmas early here at Evil Genius Tees!

We've got NINE, count 'em nine new products available in the store:

NEW shirt colours: Olive drab, navy, and brown, and
NEW shirt styles: women's dark shirts and men's and women's long-sleeve dark shirts!

Cool beans!

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Here's some new designs plus some of the new products:

Our newest character design: Cathulhu! Pronounced "cat-thooloo" it's a perfect gift for any cat lover or Cthulhu fan! Lovecraft readers and anyone into the mythos will appreciate our cute green Old Cat God.

Here's Cathulhu on our baby onesie. Remember all of our baby onesies and tees come in BLUE, PINK, and WHITE now! Take your choice. Catthulhu also comes on mugs, tote bags, BBQ aprons, coasters, tiles, cards and more!

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Here's one of our Pluto designs on the new men's long-sleeved black tee.

Our Vintage Comic Geek design on the women's long-sleeved t-shirt in brown.

Our new Urban Legend on the red shirt:

And the navy blue tee with I Have Issues! in a speech bubble for comic book fans:

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And some new creations just for baby! These are great baby shower gifts, sure to warm the hip new mom's heart.

Another Cthulhu design, Baby 'thulhu! Awww ... cute little old god.

I just spent nine months on the inside!

And AB/CD! Rock on! Great educational tee as well as just plain cool for fans of classic hard rock.

Please check us out at Evil Genius Comics-T-shirts and Gifts or Evil Genius Woman - cool shirts for women with attitude.

End of October draws nigh!

2006-10-27T06:19:00.000-04:00

Hello all!

Everyone here at Evil Genius Tees and Evil Genius Woman is having a grand month! Our state fair was this month and, of course, Hallowe'en is looming! Our very favourite holiday!

And it's Breast Cancer Awareness month, too. Cancer awareness in general and women's and chilhood cancers specifically are a 'pet' project of ours. We here at Evil Genius strive to raise support and awareness of these diseases to speed a cure! One half of all proceeds from our cancer awareness shop is donated to the cause.

Even though it's almost the end of October, there is NO deadline. The Evil Genius Hallowe'en shop and the Cancer Awareness shop are open 24/7, 365 days a year so that you can browse and buy at your leisure.

Check out some designs: Hallowe'en

Cancer Bites!

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We also still have our best sellers ...

our Plutowear:

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our Pregnancy / maternity tees and gifts for expecting women with attitude:

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And, of course, our own, original, Rude Li'l Dude:

Have a great rest of your October and a wonderful and safe Hallowe'en!

www(dot)evilgeniustees(dot)com

Splitters!

2006-09-19T12:11:00.000-04:00

We here at Evil Genius Tees are pleased to announce that we, amoeba-like, have split into TWO STORES!

We have a new CafePress URL (www.cafepress.com/evilgeniustees) that will house all of our Evil Genius wear, our Geek Gifts, and our weird, strange, and just funny stuff! Meanwhile we'll retain the original URL at CafePress: (www.cafepress.com/evilgeniusstore) for our NEW shop Evil Genius Woman whiach keeps all of the T-shirts and gifts geared toward women with attitude: infertility tees, pregnancy tees, adoption, multiples, large family, motherhood, along with our new Cancer Awareness and Goddess sections.

Please stop by and check us out.

Now, down to the fun stuff ...

Today is September 19th and it's international Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrr! Take a second to have a swagger around our Pirate Section of Evil Genius Comics, T-shirts & Gifts and stock up on any and all pirate stuff for scalliwags, libertines, wild wenches and baby buccaneers! These make great Hallowe'en things and perfect Christmas / Chanukah / Yule presents as well. Feast yer eyes on these, me hearties:

Also in black and chestnut and in a Jr babydoll tee, white, and ash grey regular tee.

Also in pink and baby blue and available on bibs and onesies!

Please come visit us today, we'd love to have you. In the meantime: sail safe ye scurvy swabs! Arrr!

Yowee! New product colours!

2006-09-13T15:27:00.000-04:00

Have we got some cool new stuff at Evil Genius Comics, T-shirts and gifts!

Our formerly black t-shirts now come in a deep, gorgeous red ('cardinal') along with the basic black, just pick the colour you want as you check out:

They are grouped together as 'dark' tees and we hope to get more coulors (like navy blue) soon!

Our baby onesies and toddler tees now come in white, pink, and blue! Again, just click the colour you want when checking out. You can even see how each shade looks on the item dynamically -- by just mousing over the image.

Our babywear has change brands now to Hanes, a trusted name in clothing and have a classic look: 3 snap crotch on the onesies and large neck opening. The baby tee pictured is the 6 month old size. Our toddler t shirts, also by Hanes, will be proportionally longer, of course.

We have a tonne of new designs and we have opened a NEW section to put the newest ones in. Here's a few to get your started:

Don't forget our shirts are 100% cotton Hanes t-shirts and come in sizes up to 4X! We meet the needs of the Evil Genius, the geek, the nerd, the freak, and the tentacled monster lover! We have tees for pregnancy, maternity, baby, mothers, dads, moms, and more! Large family, adopting, foreign adoption, infertility, etc!

Please check up out at Evil Genius Tees (dot) com!

New sections, new products!

2006-08-10T10:20:00.000-04:00

Evil Genius Comics T-shirts and Gifts has new sections!!!

Our Pirate stuff, which has been moved over into our main store for ease of shopping and to bring you greater variety. Here are a few of our very best sellers (click on the picture for a larger image in the store):

What Would Jack Sparrow Do? Save the girl? Save the rum? Only he knows for sure!

This elegant black tee is great for Johnny Depp fans, whether Pirates of the Caribbean fans or lovers of his movie The Libertine:

And introducing our New Hallowe'en section!

Please check out this section frequently as we will be adding new designs weekly! Here are a few that we have up (click on image to see sizes or zoom in):

And for the little Trick-or-Treaters:

Our Adoption sub-section is also getting bigger and bigger. What great gifts for anyone doing fostering, domestic adoption, or foreign adoption:

"I have a daughter in China!" For those waiting on Chinese referrals. Also available for Guatemala, Russia, and Kazakhstan adoptive parents. We WILL be adding more countries in future! If you have a specific country in mind and need a shirt now, we do custom work! Click the pic for a larger view and sizes available.

For those dolts who ask you if your 8 month old infant speaks Russian (or Chinese, or Kazakh, or Spanish):

NOW! Free shipping on orders of $50 or more!! Use code: BTS2006 - Limited time only! Offer ends 8/14/06 so act now to get this back to school discount!

Please come by and browse around the shop. We'd love to have you! www.evilgeniustees.com

I'm a pirate, Arrr!

2006-07-13T05:39:00.000-04:00

If you're loving the new PIRATE CRAZE after the release of Pirates of the Caribbean, then have we got some t-shirts for you! These are pirate tees that Jack Sparrow and Davey Jones would love! Now let's hop aboard the Black Pearl and sail:

Well, duh! I'd rather be pillaging! How about you?

Also here in white with our charming Jolly Roger.

Ask yourself. What Would Jack Sparrow Do?

Or Davey Jones in the briney deep?

Both WW_D? designs are available on our Bumper Stickers as well!

Where's that wench with my supper?

Funny, droll pirate design available on our babywear too:

Perfect baby shower gift for anyone breastfeeding!

Another gift for your little Buccaneer: "Arrr. Mommy!"

And also our simple, chraming pirate flag with the Jolly Roger skull and crossbones.

More pirate designs uploaded DAILY! Check back often!

Evil Genius Comics Pirate Shop

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We'd also like to present our newest line of babywear:

Fun and Educational onesies, toddler tees, and kid's tees!

Zebra Runs in adorable script with our charming zebra cartoon scampering above. Cute baby shower gift or unique present for any baby whose name starts with 'Z'.

Dinosaur Stomps in fancy script under a sweet green Stegasaurus. Perfect for a dino-crazy kid, or any child whose name begins with 'D'!

I originally designed these for my own children (thus the 'Z' and 'D' designs being the first - those are the initials of my two oldest) and plan to do the whole alphabet!

Please check in often as we'll have new onesies, tees, and bibs up WEEKLY!

Fun and Educational Babywear at Evil Genius Comics T-shirts & Gifts

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New shirts in the store! July 7th

2006-07-07T09:10:00.000-04:00

Welcome to the July 7th update here at Evil Genius Comics -T-shirts & Gifts!

We have a whole new line of babywear featuring this guy:

Our Rude Li'l Dude! He has an attitude and he knows how to use it! By the way, this is a redesign of our most popular product: our original, famous "Don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she's doing just fine!" design. Old, classic design here.

We have bibs, onesies, toddler tees in every Rude Li'l Dude design!

"It's not gas. I just want you to go away!" The baby had 'tude!

"If you're not here to change my diaper, then you're wasting my time!"

"Why you all up in my grill?" Perfect for those strangers who shove their faces into your baby's face at the grocery store!

"You don't have my boobies!" Great for all breastfeeder mom, mommy, mothers or anyone who's pro breastfeeding. Your La Leche League lactation consultant will LOVE it!

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And now for some sassy, snarky tees for women. Pregnancy tees, adoption tees, infertility tees!

Our new NO THANKS tees: Each features the international symbol of the red circle with the line through it:

No fertility advice!

"EPO, green tea, hips elevated, just relax. Got it. Thanks." A tongue in cheek response to all the stupid advice.

No Adoption Horror stories!

"I've met my quota of them, thanks" Perfect gift for adopting parents who've heard every idiot story out there mostly from folks who have never adopted!

No Delivery Horror Stories!

"I've met my quota for this pregnancy, thanks!"
What posseses women to relate horrible, bloody, worse-case-scenario birth stories!? A clever t-shirt is the best revenge.

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Remember that all our tees are 100% cotton, comfortably cut, and come in sizes up to 4X! Please visit our store at www(dot)evilgeniustees(dot)com and have fun!

Proud member of the Evil Genius Party!

2006-07-03T09:06:00.000-04:00

Sweet Mother of Stan Lee, do we ever have a ton of new shirts and mugs and bumper stickers in the store!

Since we have so so much stuff we'll break it up into different blog entries for ya!

FIRST - in preparation for the 2008 election for president - we present the Evil Genius Party and all the T-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, and buttons you need to show your support for the newest political party: the Evil Genius Party! Go to www(dot)evilgeniusparty(dot)org and check it!

Now on to the NEW designs:

Starting off with politics, this is our basic Evil Genius in 2008 design. This comes on our v. cool bumper sticker as well!

'Vote Evil Genius in 2008' t-shirt. Also on the bumper sticker, grey tee, and our baby doll tee for the ladies!

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For the Evil Genius who's fed up with the current administration or the slack-twisted candidates up for election:

'A Genius for a change' mug . Also on our comfy, 100% cotton tees!

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And our best-selling official logo shirt:

Evil Genius Party: taking over the world one evil plot at a time! Perfect gift for anyone dreading the upcoming 2008 presidential election or just sick of the president, the campaign, or politics in general! Become an Evil Genius Party supporter!

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And our retro, vintage - look bumpersticker design: This comes on a mug and a grey t-shirt as well! Impress your friends! Makes a v. cool gift as well.

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And last but not least, a little comic book geek slash political stuff, here right before the Fourth of July!

Superman. An AMERICAN creation and an AMERICAN icon. Desperately PC Hollywood doesn't care ...

Superman is a patriot! Show your disappointment and wear our "...And the American Way!" t-shirt today. Great for anybody who wants to show his patriotism any time of the year! Available on several styles of mens and ladies t-shirts, plus mugs, and stickers!

New T-shirts June 19th

2006-06-18T07:32:00.000-04:00

Here's the latest offering of T-shirts and gifts from Evil Genius Comics Online Stores:

From Evil Genius Tees, two new babywear items:

Sleep is for the WEAK! The rallying cry of the newborn! A great gift for any new mom or new dad of your acquaintance. GREAT baby shower gift! Also comes on one of our generous sized mugs for any adult night owls.

And for the budding Evil Genius baby:

Working on my First Evil Plot! Also available in the toddler tee, the bib, and on a coffee mug.

Another original design featuring our classic 'tentacled monster' motif - this one for the infant or child:

I'm a CUTE little monster! Who could deny that?

This week's T-shirt just for mom, mommy, mother ... heck, even dad or grandma!

Because I Said So! The definitive parenting shirt.

And finally, a new tee just for the Evil genius, the mad scientist, or the mastermind:

Ask Me About My Evil Plot For World Domination! A great way to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman. Hot chicks grok big brains and even bigger egos!

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And our Spotlight Signature shirt for this post: Our famous, original "Don't Give My Mommy Any Dumb Advice" baby onesie!

Our top seller, this original design is available on the onesie/creeper, toddler tee, and baby bib. The ultimate baby shower gift, these items say it all: Mommy is doing just fine!

As always many of our designs are available on mugs and bags and T-shirts come in a variety of styles, colours, and sizes up to 4X. Stop by the shop, check us out and ... Have Fun!

www(dot)evilgeniustees(dot)com

New shirts, June10th

2006-06-10T13:08:00.000-04:00

Announcement!! We now have a NEW, short, easy-to-remember URL for the T-shirt shop:

Evil Genius Tees! WWW (dot) EVILGENIUSTEES (dot) COM. Please help us spread the word!

And now, new T-shirts in the Evil Genius Comics Online Store - EvilGeniusTees:

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In keeping with our tentacle monster slash cthulhu slash horror thingy that we seem to have going on, LOL:

Everyone has those days. It's just one damned tentacled monster after another! Perfect gift for the overworked and underappreciated cubicle worker.

And speaking of the workplace ... are you just sick of the drama? Tired of the spite and snarky attitudes? Here's the Dress Down Friday shirt for you:

Less drama ... more funny!

And we have several new shirts for moms:

I make milk, what's YOUR superpower? Great gift for the breastfeeding mom, of course, or an attitude packed shirt for ANY female.

And here's a few tees for the Large Family whether quiverfull or just planning a lot of little ones. Show the world how proud you are of your big family!

I (heart) my large family! Those words say it all!

Another Large Family / quiverful shirt and one with attitude:

Tired of that idiot comment? ("are all these yours?!") Well, here's your comeback shot! Yes, all these kids are MINE!

And another rude question: "You're pregnant AGAIN?"

Yes, we know what causes it. Yes, we have a television. Jeez, can't they come up with anything better?

And for the thrifty mom kickin' it old style:

Obviously a great gift idea for any breastfeeding, cloth diapering, home cooking, mother, LOL!

And finally for those days when people just can't seem to stay out of your face:

It's clearly 'be rude to pregnant women day'!

OK, that's all I have for you today, loves. Remember that many of our designs come on babywear as well, in addition to bags, mugs, and several styles and colours of shirts in sizes up to 4x!! Go browse the store and ... have fun!

New Tees, plus some for Father's Day!

2006-06-01T16:50:00.000-04:00

Here's a few new T-shirts in the Evil Genius Store including a few that would make perfect gifts for Father's Day! Click on the picture or the link to get more details!

For the Evil Genius in your life:

Makes a GREAT Daddy's Day surprise!

And every Goth Baby needs one of these:

In newborn sizes up to toddler T-shirts!

For the Evil Genius Dad:

Know anyone who has his own little clone army?!

And for that proud new dad:

What can you say? His swimmers got the job done!! Great for some who've struggled with infertility!

And for parents of twins:

Twins and multiples are a challenge. Anyone who has them should be admired!

Do you have a pistol of a little girl? Is your daughter a real spitfire? get her this shirt:
Just don't call her princess!

Don't forget Father's Day on June 18th! Beat the rush, buy Dad's gift NOW!

Check us out at the Evil Genius Online Store

New shirt! May 25

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Presenting our newest Evil Genius shirt and spotlighting two older ones, including our bestseller!

Click on picture to get particulars on the products and larger images.

Everyone has had days like this:

"Some days it just doesn't pay to creep out of the darkness" shirt with tentacle and slime!

Order now!

Let everyone know:

Evil Genius shirt! Also in babywear, bib, and child's tee and available in ash grey and baseball jersey.

And our original Evil Genius shirt and our bestseller:

"Evil Genius Spam: Enlarge your cock!" with pic of Evil Genius and giant ... rooster!

Order now! Also in white, black-sleeved baseball jersey, sweatshirt, or mug!

As always, sizes to 3X.

New shirts in the store! May 20

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Click on picture to order!

Pink also available in Ash Grey. Sizes up to 3x!

To go straight to the storefront and see all Tees, click here!

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Ever had that nosy busy-body get in your face and ask: "So, do you work?"

Honey, these kids aren't raising themselves! Order now, also in ash grey.

Every mother has felt this before:

Order the Amused or Frightened Tee.

You're a highly educated Freak of Nature:

(Freak of Nature in Latin with translation underneath) Order now!

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And some new items for inhabitants of the Blogosphere:

I'm a mother, I'm a blogger, I'm a Mommy Blogger and proud of it:

Order the Mommy Blogger tee.

Go ahead and warn them:

Order the Blog About Tee.

And for those annonymous commentors who like to tell you what you can and cannot say on you own blog:

Order Don't Like it or My Rules Tee

Yay!

2006-05-17T08:39:00.000-04:00

Welcome to the official blog for the Evil Genius Store!

We'll post all our new products from the store as they are added! You can come here and get a quick, orderly look at anything we have for sale in the store! Comments and suggestions are welcomed.

PS: remember that we're always under construction so 'scuse the mess ...